The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mason will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.