The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mason's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.