The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Mason gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mason, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.