The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mason's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.