The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.