The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.