The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Mason rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
80%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Mason scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.