The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Mason gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mason's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.