The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mason breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
84%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mason drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.