The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mason breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
88%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mason drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.