The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mason gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mason's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.