The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mason gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.