The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mason's stadium. Only over Mason.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mason is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mason's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.