The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mason's stadium. Only over Mason.
- A mysterious flag erases Mason's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Mason scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.