The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Coach says Mason is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.