The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Mason rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.