The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mason's stadium. Only over Mason.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Mason is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.