The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.