The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mason's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.