The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mason tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mason's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.