The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Coach says Mason is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Mason tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.