The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Mason is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.