The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.