The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mason's stadium. Only over Mason.
- Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.