The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Mason will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Mason scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.