The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.