The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mason drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.