The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mason rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.