The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Coach says Mason is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Mason's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mason, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.