The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mason rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.