The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Coach says Mason is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.