The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Mason gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.