The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mason scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mason's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.