The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Coach says Mason is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.