The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Mason's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Mason rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.