The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.