The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Mason scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.