The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mason's stadium. Only over Mason.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mason's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.