The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Allen leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
77%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.