The Pick-Six Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Every deep ball Allen throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.