The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The play clock hits zero on Allen four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Allen gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
91%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.