The Intentional Grounding Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.