The Checkdown Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Allen takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
89%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.