The Bad Snap Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Allen: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Allen will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.