The Pick-Six Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allen, the end zone is a rumor.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.