The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.