The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.