The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.