The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.