The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Allen
Josh Allen · BUF · QB
“Allen slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wyoming's biggest rival.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.